I Heard They Suck… Blood
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.
Let's give it up for the brides of Dracula Deadly and alluring Dressed in white but out for red! Fake blood and push up bras! Plasma soaked perfection Blood rushing to your loins But spews from your neck Visions of beauty Ghastly and sexy Let's give it up for the brides of Dracula Dressed in white but out for red! Fake blood and push up bras! Plasma soaked perfection
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Frog Brothers, Frog brothers Learning how to kill Frog Brothers, Frog brothers From comic books they read Frog Brothers, Frog brothers Hunting the undead Frog Brothers, Frog brothers Chopping off their head Just two nerds with a comic books store Killing vampires on the boardwalk Just two nerds with a comic books store Killing vampires on the boardwalk Read the book if you want to survive Destroy all vampires One thing about living in Santa Carla I could never stomach All of the damned vampires! The Frog Brothers... Destroy all vampires! Selling tapes and sucking blood Have to kill the head vampire
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Endless parade of lovely ladies Meeting their demise Ending life in a garbage bag Carried off into the night Nobody believed him Not even his mother What do you do when your neighbor.... Is a blood sucking creature of the night? Can anyone stop this undead Casanova? We need Peter Vincent Horror host with his wooden stake Only problem he's a total fake! No one believed him Not even his girlfriend What do you do when your neighbor... Is a blood sucking creature of the night? Fright Night...Undead Casanova Fright Night...Wants to steal your girl!
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
3rd of May 1885 I think I made a grave mistake Coming to this cursed place a woman says She needs my help You don't know what an evil man he is Or the terrible things he does Doomed to be one of them I hope someone finds me Who possesses the knowledge To do what is necessary To release my soul End his existence forever! I am Van Helsing And I must stop this vile beast Through scientific means... Send this demon back to hell! He visits the windows Of his marked lovers He destroys all that he touches How can you end Something indestructible? Put a stake through his heart! End his reign of terror
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Town stuck in the past These vampires are a bit different Sun block and sunglasses Blood from plants, not from victims Synthetic blood is the key Want to live peacefully and undisturbed But why would vampires live int eh desert? This town called Purgatory Has a long history Not quite dead but not alive Some vampires want peace Some want to feast again Heading for a civil war Recruiting an army with his fangs Live forever, young forever Strong as the night, strong as eternity Stronger than death Descent of Van Helsing Searching for Purgatory Following his family's lot in life Wants to kill the blood suckers Caught up in the civil war Finds a soulmate without a soul blonde hair, long legs Love through two neck holes
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
A band of misfits and murderers Ageless and timeless Frozen from when they... Took their last breath Immortality comes with a price The need to feed Immortality comes with a price The need to feed A dusty RV they call home Windows blacked out Hunt at night When it's near dark Hunting as a family, feeding as a family If you want to earn their trust... You have to hunt
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
My name is Martin I'm 84 years old I'd love to be normal But I have a sickness Watching Following Planning Put them to sleep I don't want to hurt them I just want to drink their blood Martin Martin Why do you drink blood? Martin Martin Why do you drink blood? Syringe brings paralysis Razor blade is next Slicing the vein Slurping maniacally
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
I am the assistant I am the bringer of life I am the bringer of the death Draining their lifeforce Bottling their essence We need to remain hidden Remain a mystery... To those that discover our leftovers I age and decay You remain the same This pact we formed long ago Shackled to your need for blood I am old and slow Running out of time She will need to replace me I am getting sloppy We cannot be found I will wear this mask to hide my face To conceal our heinous deeds We cannot be found Bloodlust is contained I will bring your food No need to hunt in the wild 100 years old but still a child Driven by her need for food She is agile and cunning Driven by her need for food Her need for new companionship She will love you until you begin to fade I age and decay You remain the same This pact we formed long ago Shackled to your need for blood How many have come before me? How many after I am gone? I cannot be turned She needs me in the daylight We cannot be found I will wear this mask to hide my face To conceal our heinous deeds I'm sorry Abby Bloodlust no longer contained Finding her own food Now she's hunting int he world 100 years old but still a child She is agile and cunning Driven by her need for food She is starving and must feed Can't control her urge to kill I am the new assistant She asked me to let her in I owe her my life Now we have to leave this town Must remain concealed Hidden from the daylight Now begins our journey Both look young but not for long
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Dracula assembles a team... Of monsters The mummy and the Wolfman... Creature and Frankenstein Every hundred years Good and evil hangs in the balance The amulet is the key Need to find it before the kids Evil has been waiting Waiting for their chance All that stands in their way... Is the Monster Squad They meet after school In the tree house Learning how to kill... All of the monsters Getting the gang back together Hey Hey Hey They have the knowledge That they learned From horror flicks Now they need scary German guy to help with the rest Need a virgin To recite the words But this is Los Angeles Might be hard to find one Evil has been waiting Waiting for their chance All that stands in their way... Is the monster squad They need new recruits Rudy and German guy The threat is now real Monsters are now real Getting the gang back together Hey Hey Hey
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.