A Very Merry VHS Xmas
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Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Jack Frost, the slayer of Snowmonton Speeding toward the electric chair A traffic crash brings a gruesome twist (An) experimental chemical creates a nightmare The acid sprays his flesh, his date with death postponed Mutating his dissolving body, becoming one with the snow Now he's become (an) immortal force of death This town will face the wrath (of the) mutant killer snowman He's chilling and killing, icing and slicing Getting his revenge with the bodycount rising Sub zero slaughter from acidic reanimation He tears apart your face in ornamental mutilation Spreading gruesome holiday cheer, he's holly and jolly Who's knocking at the door, well it ain't fuckin' Frosty He stares you down through his eyes of coal His touch chills your flesh to the bone This holiday season, he's making heads roll He's the world's most pissed off snowcone Icicles burst through your body, he pins you to the door Feel the agonizing pain, as you die in a puddle of gore Jack was nimble, Jack was quick Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks He hid his kills in tiny places, so he wouldn't have to see their faces Back from the dead, Jack is pissed Raping your girl with his carrot dick Nowhere to run, there are no safe places His frostbite fangs chew your face off Rising from the water to stalk his prey He swore this day would come, (that) he would find a way The last thing that you hear are his evil wisecracks You won't believe your eyes as he raises up the axe Destroying you from inside, "don't eat yellow snow" People flee in terror as the bodycount grows Claiming more victims as the townspeople scatter There's no escaping his avalanche of splatter
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Humanity is heading in a dark direction Santa isn't having it Time for natural selection Being on the naughty list will no longer suffice... Santa Claus is coming to end your life! Jingle Holocaust When you hear the bells, it signals your end Jingle Holocaust It'll be a silent night, as you're bleeding out No one is safe from Santa's rage Man, woman, child....all fair game Liars, cheaters, thieves and whores Violently attacked, naughty no more Jingle Holocaust When you hear the bells, it signals your end Jingle Holocaust It'll be a silent night, as you're bleeding out Ho ho ho, hurry up and die Last victim dead and you'll hear from the sky... "Merry deathmas to all and to all a good night!"
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Homicidal maniac, loose at Christmas Motives are baffling, Santa's not safe On the corner or in an alley... If you're dressed in red, then your probably dead! Armed with his death toys, execute by any means! Choked, stabbed, burnt to death Shot in the face, dick chopped off On the corner or in an alley... If you're dressed in red, then your probably dead! Don't Open 'Til Christmas!
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Bubbling, oozing, starting to split Didn't follow the rules, now you're in shit! The town is under seige... From a slimy green menace Pure white snow is turning blood red All the town folk turning up dead Started out cute, but now out for blood Christmas gift gone very wrong! Stabbed and blended Murdered in the microwave These little fuckers deserve to die!
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Marty didn't quite fit in Picked on by the cool kids April Fools Day was his birthday Lured to the locker room To get some action An epic prank They laughed at Marty's crank Gave Marty a poisoned joint As a peace offering Quickly becomes sick Vomits The fire starts to spread Acid sprays his flesh Fire burns his skin Charred and deformed Marty's wheeled away Marty majored in cutting classmates This is Slaughter High Five years later Still bares the scars Jester mask hides his hideous visage Invited all of the guilty This reunion is a rouse Marty gets his revenge Marty has the last laugh Look who’s laughing now Revenge! The blood starts to spill As Marty take revenge Execute the guilty Look who's laughing now! Marty majored in cutting classmates This is Slaughter High
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
Party for the holidays Sorority house full of booze Perverted moaner terrorizing the girls "I'm going to kill you" Climbed in through the attic One by one you will die Suffocation Hook to the face Throat slashed ear to ear Bodies piled like a bloody monument The calls are coming from the house DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! Stalking and slashing DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! Nowhere to run On this Black Christmas.... Billy takes revenge! Planned to go home for the holidays You'll be leaving in a body bag Lock your doors and windows If your skin doesn't crawl you're already dead! DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! Stalking and slashing DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! Nowhere to run
Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026
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Submitted by Immortal — Aug 14, 2026