Wheels of Pussy (Toyota AE86)
Shit! Watching Top Gear Where's the subtitles, I swear I'm American Speak English, goddamn! Religious breakdown God is who? Subaru Spray paint with a can My wife is made in Japan Kore o kudasai Arigato onegaishimasu I'd like to fuck this car I'd like to marry it Wheels of pussy My dick's stuck in the car door The exhaust pipe, a hole so tight Handjob by Toyota Acting like a freak 'Cause my last car was Greek I'm banned in every bar 'Cause I'm nutting to Nascar Dameda abunai Nani the fuck? My wife has left me For a better looking man She's got– Wheels of pussy My dick's stuck in the car door The exhaust pipe, a hole so tight Handjob by Toyota Wipers on, 'causе here I come Just givе me five seconds then I am done Helvete, jävla skit Kuken, vafan! You left me for a Swedish Volvo Welcome to my garage of sex Here inside, you can say gex Because I drink your gasoline More addicting than any lean The song's about fucking cars! Wheels of pussy My dick's stuck in the car door The exhaust pipe, a hole so tight Handjob by Toyota (Goddamn!) Wheels of pussy (Pussy!) My dick's stuck in the car door The exhaust pipe, a hole so tight Handjob by Toyota Yeah, you fucked me on the freeway Just like you fucked my life Yeah, my sex life is in shambles God, I really, really miss my wife Fucking at the DMV With a prostituted Humvee Dammit, I forgot the protection God, I really miss when you ran over my erection! I'm a divorced man, all alone Wish I was getting head in the AutoZone She took the house and kids Now, my life of drinking begins Gasoline, gasoline God, I miss the pussy machine Gambling is what I do now Balatro is better, anyhow Watashi no kuruma o fakku Shite kudasai Ai wo Torimodose Chitsu no sharin Kuruma no doa ni hasamatta chinpo Gomibako ni mukatte Onani suru Mike wa Hageda Wheels of pussy She left me for a Nissan Pathfinder
Submitted by SerpentEve — Jul 17, 2026