I Love To Bone

Ooh, it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight Anime pillows decorate these inner walls As I'm rattling around in these dark halls I search the internet for some clues I throw up when I see naked women, I'm so confused This isn't what sex could be Vaginas and butts are for poo-poo and pee-pee Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone A dark night of melancholia I open up a book filled with genitalia Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes? Why is the hair on his penis called pubes? I call a doctor to ask if this is true He answers with anger, "Who the hell are you?" I slam down the telephone and then I scream Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream? Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right Sunglasses at night with my saxophone I'm tellin' ya, baby, I just love to bone, yeah The thought of an organ makes me sick To the point that I wish I could smash my own dick I say no thanks, I'd rather dislocate my head And shove it all the way up my ass when I spread Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh-so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone

Submitted by SerpentEve — Jul 17, 2026