Bone Zone ( Single )
When the witching hour draws near And the bones are rattling in their tombs You might fall into the Into the zone Welcome to this stupid place Say goodbye to your fleshy face Ented a domain of bones The spookiest of all zones How did I end up here anyway? I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell? This place sucks Get me out Get me out of the Bone Zone Welcome to the skeleton domain The place and home of all pleasure and pain Where's the bathroom? This place blows. Into the Welcome to the Bone Zone With skeletons I'm left alone I was just looking for a meal tonight But now they want my flesh to bite This place blows major boner Bad puns. Cackling with no skin The ritual shalt begin Skeletons drinking beer They're coming for my rear They won't ask me twice If I like playing beer dice Stuck down in the zone Somebody please give me my fucking phone Turns out the "Bone Zone" really just is a skeleton bar Drinks for everybody, except the human! Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah hey. What the fuck?! This place sucks Get me out Get me out of the Bone Zone Get me out Get me out Get me out of this place Pleasure and pain Welcome to the skeleton domain Bone Zone You know what guys, you suck. I found my phone, I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons, bye. Ah, damn it I forgot my coat.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Jul 17, 2026