The Quarantine Song

I've been quarantined Thanks to COVID-19 Going on Week Five and Boredom is killing me Scrolling Facebook gets me down Joe Exotic is a clown I never thought I'd say this but I really wish I could go back to work [Old Man] Sick of hiking, sick of Netflix There's no way for me to get kicks Miss the bar, miss the movies Seeing friends would be groovy Canceled the honeymoon Rescheduled for next June Can't see the ones we love, Even with a mask and gloves [Old Man] We've been quarantined Screw you, COVID-19 Why'd you have to take John Prine This pandemic isn't funny anymore Not funny anymore [Old Lady and Old Man]

Submitted by Nargaroth — Aug 14, 2026