The EP
turn on your tv switch to channel 5 better hurry up becuase this shit is live you dont wanna miss one second of this reality tv hit Celebrities from all around coming together to throw down They dont have a clue wats in store "is that the situation from the jersey shore?" all washed up and nothing to lose forced to thrash for a some cash no time for makeup we dont give a shit out of the public eye and into the pit welcome to moshing with the stars where b list celebs come to prove who they are This will be all over E! news text now to vote who'll win or lose flava flav sent wayne brady to his grave brett micheals was a poisoned chuck norris killed dane cook with a book kid rock broke his cock russel brand broke his hand pauly shore is no more kim kardashian was a thrashin tiger woods smashed his goods queen latifa killed kalifa charlie sheen, ruptured spleen neicy nash got a gash and rob schneider won an academy award
Submitted by The Void — Aug 14, 2026
Its 8am, I'm hungry again So, I'll feast to start off the day The only decision I ever have to make Is take-out or delivery So I drove to the restaurant Just as I always do And the man in the hat took me to the back And offered me something new He pulled out his knife and he sliced out my eyes He put me in grease and my body was fried He said, "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" And I knew it was true For I found my new home on the take-out menu
Submitted by The Void — Aug 14, 2026
the flames of hell are growing closer certain death on the roller toaster waited so long to ride the coaster it isnt as fun as it looked on the poster blazin track out of control loop dee loops and barrel rolls lose your lunch and lose your soul gates of hell swallow you whole scream and cry, get carbonized the dildo seats, leave you sodomized lap-bars with spikes, dont need seatbelts a one way ticket, roller coaster to hell all i wanted was to have some fun A ride, they said, Hotter than the sun realized it wasnt just a pun when i was toasted like a hot dog bun scream and cry, get carbonized the dildo seats, leave you sodomized lap-bars with spikes, dont need seatbelts a one way ticket, roller coaster to hell Roller Toaster Roller Toaster
Submitted by The Void — Aug 14, 2026
Theres no better feeling than being in the pit Swinging your arms and running in circles Pushing and shoving and all that shit Throwing down at a show with a couple of handsome guys There sure as hell ain't nothing wrong with that in my eyes Jumping and slamming the music is jamming I'm ramming the dude in front of me Bumping and grinding I think that I'm finding myself In a state of ecstasy HE'S A PIT-O-PHILE YOU'RE A PIT-O-PHILE PIT-O-PHILE Covered in body fluids now completely nude Halfway naked earlier I swear I'm not a prude I'm sorry if this comes off as a tiny bit Luede But I love it when I'm pounded by big,sweaty dudes Don't take my love for music the wrong way But like Lady Gaga I swear I was born this way There's no better feeling than being in the pit Except for the feeling of taking a dick...
Submitted by The Void — Aug 14, 2026
Dug up from the ground unaware of their fate, Dinner Plate of the man is at hand Thrown into the oven at 375 Covered in foil and baked alive Others are sliced and cut appart Deep fried in oil, its truly an art And the rest that are left are bereft of breath As they wait for their turn to be smashed SMASH! SMASH! Now its time to meet the fry creator He's the spud eliminator The tater-tot intolerator The one and only Smash Potater
Submitted by The Void — Aug 14, 2026