Holbaard Dzírobrad / Kartanon herra
Starý zafafraný hospodár Zesúladzený s tepom zeme Kúdole dymu sa krúcá Ked vrany prelétávajú nad jeho polem Čmud na zežltnutých kýptoch S hnojem za nechtáma Mokrá drevená chatrč: Slanina vyúdzená v černém opare Zahlinená mrkva sa zabodáva Do deravej brady obývanej slimákmi Z hnedého trónu vydáva rozkazy Slizkým tvorem vŕtajúcim sa zeminú Vlaží svoje mocnárstvo Uhlistými hovnami Holbaard Dzírobrad Panovník na komposte Den avond valt in 't avondland Den darminhoud riekt aangebrand Zompig dampende gierestrand Aarsgieren gluren langs de kant Den voozen grijsaard perst en kreunt Schurft groeit uit elke holte Den colon erupteert - gratis lava Den dreck ligt kleffig uitgesmeerd Den oerknals wedergeboorte Oud vertier Van daar tot hier Den holbaard trilt - pastoor's brevier Alom ontheemd - door 't stort g'appendicieerd Gelijk nen boer die kakt overal Geen mens die hem nog ruiken kan Vergezeld door beer en galm Daar is hij dan - den voozen walm De stench of prot In mijn krot !!! ENGLISH TRANSLATION Old smudgy farmer Synchronized with the pulse of the soil Whirls of smoke are circling When crows fly over his field Smoke upon the yellowish stumps With manure behind the fingernails A damp wooden cottage: Bacon smoked in a black steam Earth-stained carrot stabs through the Holebeard inhabited by snails From the brown throne he commands Slimy creatures that drill through the soil Irrigates his dominion With carbon shits Holbaard Dzírobrad Monarch upon the compost Night falls in nightland Bowel content smells burnt Soggy smoking manure beach Arse vultures are peeking from the edge The rancid greybeard pushes and moans Scabies growing from each opening The colon erupts - free lava The dung lies gooily smeared Big bang's rebirth Old joy From here to there The holebeard vibrates - priest's breviary Displaced everywhere - appendiciated by the dump Like a farmer who shits everywhere No one can bear smelling him Accompanied by manure and resonance There he is - the rancid smother The stench of fart In my hovel !!!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
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