The Four Freshmen / Heavy Metal Cookie Cutter
They came from Indiana Singing four-part harmony They played their own horns And introduced the "theme LP" When I tried to give up sniffing glue Their music soothed my swollen brain If I am to move forward in life I must demonstrate greater range I admire the Four Freshmen I stenciled their faces on my leather jacket I admire the Four Freshmen When they came to Reno last year My parents released me to see the show Proud of my newfound diversity Fans themselves; happy to go But there was only one Freshman left The others had quit and died I may appear a physical and emotional mess But I am a sensitive man inside.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
Heavy Metal Cookie Cutter A sugar high is not like glue Grandma gets it too Peanut butter and sugar Rolled into little balls Metal can cut the dough Into pentagram shapes Flatten it out first Use your f*cking fist Heavy metal cookie cutter Heavy metal cookie cutter Take your cookies downtown Find an area that's rough Where the girls are not ashamed To strut their f*cking stuff Find one you like Offer the girl a bite Sure as the skies above You might end up making love Heavy metal cookie cutter Heavy metal cookie cutter Find one you like Offer the girl a bite Sure as cinnamon's hex You might end up with sex
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Jun 27, 2026