Voyage of the Dead Marauder
I am the one who bears the mark of vengeance branded on my skin I am the one who sails the endless horizon to the land that lies within I am the one who died so many years ago, you know this surely to be true I am the hunger you no longer feel; I am the voice inside of you Cross the void Voyage to the other side Sail away, dead marauder Stormy seas guide your way We are yet to see another golden day Your star will nеver fade Nevеr stray, dead marauder From the path you have made 'Til we meet again to make the final raid Destroy the ashes of the world Across the threshold of eternity, we'll travel hand in hand One last voyage to the unfamiliar land For many years, I carved a path of destruction across the raging seas For many years, I sought to find the answer, but the truth escaped from me Lost to time Are the answers you will never find Sail away, dead marauder Stormy seas guide your way We are yet to see another golden day Your star will never fade Never stray, dead marauder From the path you have made 'Til we meet again to make the final raid Destroy the ashes of the world I have seen the coming darkness drift across the land I have seen your proud ambitions slip away like sand I have seen the end of things that have not come to be I will be the dead marauder, pirate of the seas Sail away Stormy seas will guide your way Cross the void Voyage to the other side Sail away, dead marauder Stormy seas guide your way We are yet to see another golden day Your star will never fade Never stray, dead marauder From the path you have made 'Til we voyage down below the waves To lands that lie beyond the grave And meet again to make the final raid
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
Let's go For an eternity I voyaged cross the sea To a land of eternal sunshine A man without a hand Called it Uzbekistan Smiled at me with a toothless grin He said he could show me the way But there’s always a price to pay To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land For a piece of eight Hе opened up the gatеs And we sailed to the other side We dodged some cannon fire And murderers for hire 'Til we found where the treasures hide In the depths of the Registan We stole the gold and we drank the rum To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan is a pirate land We can never go to Uzbekistan Unfortunately we've been banned The President didn’t like this song We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there And the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job, the answer always "no" Hire you now, they'd always laugh, we just let twenty go The government, they promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to еnd up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all thе jobs are gone I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well you think the locals farmers would know that I'm at large But, just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed their ship, and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomachs are a-quiver 'Cause they know that Captain Yarrface hides inside the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He followed on the shoreline 'cause he didn't own a boat But cutbacks were a-coming and the Mountie lost his job So now he's sailing with us and we call him Little Bob A swingin' sword, a skull n' bones, and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the GST, screw it Saling down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas If ya wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well, pirate life's appealing, but you don't just find it here I hear in north Alberta, there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabasca, from Smith to Fort McKay And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze Our pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Regina
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
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Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026