The Treasure Chest EP
Five hundred years ago when I was born I crawled from the womb with a drinking horn I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand And got real drunk before I could stand Well ever since that day, I followed the code Of stealing all your treasure and living on the road Now we've come to your city with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way [Chorus] We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey! Treasure chest party quest In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side Stealing loads of treasure on I-95 Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean sea A pirate's life is the only life for me Well you know we sold out a long time ago Now we're ready for the money, the hookers, and the blow So we've come to your city with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way! [Chorus] We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey! Treasure chest party quest I Set fire to the sky You're all going to die So raise up your rum We're here to have fun We ride 'cross the waves Forever we'll sail There's nothing to say So get down and pray The quest ends today [Chorus] We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cause nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whiskey Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure chest party quest Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey! Treasure chest party quest
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Yar ha ha har! You wanna know where you are, laddie? Alright then, let me tell you... Palm trees sway in the Caribbean breeze The sunshine beating down A wanted man with a price on my head On the run from the British crown Last week in Port Royal I stole a ship and killed the crew I set sail on a moonlit sky I knew just what I had to do It's time to spin the wheel We can go anywhere we feel We're heading west, to the land thats the best And I ain't ever coming' back Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Welcome to the sea (what?) Welcome to the sea (what?) YARR FACE! Here to tell you how it's gonna be, with a YO HO! Gotta be a pirate's life for me, we gonna Dig for treasure Cannon battle, eating lots of cattle, with a POW POW! Shot from a treasure gun, and a OH WOW! Royal Navy's got you on the run, we gonna Quest forever Sail far across the oceans blue There's a land that waits for you Where the alcohol will flow forever Ride to the land of endless rum In the Caribbean sun It's the place where we must go Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on a far off land Across the sea, across the sand I've set my sights on...Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga Far across the waves We've sailed for many days With gold the streets are paved Where we gonna go? Tortuga! Far across the waves We've sailed for many days With gold the streets are paved If you're gonna drink rum well you better drink rum with me
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
Oi you, gies a beer Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay And we go home poor at the end of the day But I'd rather live my life in rags Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag We live each day like there's nothing to lose But a man has needs and that need is booze They say all the best things in life are free So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) We sailed o'er seas for Wenches and Mead And told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds The Quest for a drop of that Famous ol' Spiced Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites We went Back Through Time to get more Rum Though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer (Drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink)
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
I know of a tavern not far from here Where you can get some mighty fine beer The company's true and the wenches are pretty It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debauchery, violence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe If you're looking to go on a glorious quest There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest For some pieces of eight, an' a tankard of ale He'll show ye the map and tell ye it's tale And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden She may be old but her beauty ain't fadin' Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debauchery, violence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone 'til tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Go For thirty odd years, I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witch doctor from over the seas Casting a strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that I say Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We're sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Wank
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026