Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
There's a war in the seven seas And you have to make a choice to fight Against the sickness and disease Or to be an instrument of blight But when your back’s against the wall And the storm is closing in You'll be compelled to heed the call And the end of time begins We stand as one 'Til the battle’s done Kill them all, let the bastards fall We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum The choice was never yours to make You knew it deep within your soul There was just one path to take So let the oceans seize control The pestilence is drawing near The seventh seal has been unleashed It's time to stand up to your fear And face what lies beneath A curse through time The ancient rime Set sail! We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum We sail the oceans blue Guardians of the chosen few Seven seals are now undone Seven bottles of ancient rum Legends from days gone by Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky To the curse you will succumb Seven bottles of ancient rum Seven seals are now undone Seventh rum of a seventh rum
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach Blackbeard was a pirate, tough as old boots Sailing round the seven seas, the queen's men in pursuit They caught him off guard, while he was drinking rum And engaged him with their battleships and guns Well Blackbeard looked unshaken, he took a swig of grog It’s gonna take much more than that to stop this salty dog But in his heart he knew, that in this foreign land He'd go to battle one last time and make his final stand He looked to the sky The Jolly Roger raised up high Four words he did say I'm a fucking pirate I’m a fucking pirate king, ahoy I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and piracy is my game Many years he'd searched, for evil magic famed And found an ancient Voodoo Queen, bewitchment was her game He knew his days were numbered, and soon his time would come By cannonball, or flintlock, or shotgun in the bum With evil on his side, he set forth once again Knowing that no force on earth could stop him or his men And when his death would come, unleashed would be her spell And he would claim his throne as the Zombie King of Hell A gleam in his eye His cutlass took those bastards' lives He said the words once more I'm a fucking pirate I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy I'm a fucking pirate Blackbeard is my name and soon I will rise again In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach His body hit the floor and Blackbeard was no more But from the grave he rose again, a pirate ghost of war I'm a fucking pirate I’m a fucking pirate ghost, ahoy I’m a fucking pirate I've risen from the dead And I’ll shoot you in the head, hey I'm a fucking pirate ghost I'm a fucking pirate ghost I'm a fucking ghost
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
It's pirate party time Sailing in my pirate ship around the seven seas I get a funny feeling from my head down to my knees The feeling goes no further 'cause my legs are made of wood I see a giant disco ball, I know this will be good Out of the icy mist an island appears It's shaped like a skull but it stinks like a beer I drop the anchor down and take a swig of rum It's time to have some fun To the East (Hey) To the West (Hey) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (Hey) To the South (Hey) Pour that rum in your mouth Raisе a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-T-Y Piratе P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time Welcome to the island where your pirate dreams come true Over there is Captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe Everywhere you dig you'll find some treasure in a chest The local tavern's full of crew who want to go on quests The sun goes down that's when the party begins We've run out of whisky so let's drink the gin Fire the cannons and load up your guns It's time to have some fun To the East (Hey) To the West (Hey) It is time for a quest Get ready to drink 'til we die To the North (Hey) To the South (Hey) Pour that rum in your mouth Raise a glass to the sky Get ready for a P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time P-A-R-T-Y Pirate P-A-R-T-Y P-A-R-T-Y It's pirate party time
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne Go! From proud Lusitanian shores we have voyaged on the ultimate quest Five ships under the banner of Spain, in the Emperor's name On the deck of the Trinidad stands our captain, Fernão Magalhães Steadfastly guiding us over the towering waves, ya ha ha harr! The Atlantic behind us Many of us will not return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Through mutinous storms we make haste on our voyage, those traitors be damned Patagonian giants awatch from the shores, great legends of old We sail through the straits of Tierra del Fuego, the islands of fire An ocean of treasure awaits us far to the west, ya ha ha harr! The Pacific before us This is the point of no return To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Here we stand At the precipice of the unknown With the endless ocean before us Your time has come Your fate has been sealed This day we will quest into the heart of the setting sun To lands unknown We serve the Castillian throne With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world Our destiny written in stone No fear of death We'll fight to the very last breath To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate To chart a new course to the West Victoria! Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de algae Spatium portibus fictus Venenum coetus unum Vox imperium capulus machina Nitidissimus de omnium algae Circumnavigandum infinita quest
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026