Killed to Death by Piracy
Some men are killed by gunfire Some men are killed by swords Some men are killed by undead minions Of the zombie horde Some men fall off buildings And splatter to a paste Some men will shit their guts to death When poison they do taste Explosions in the night Your fucking ship is burning bright Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy Gunfire and cannon blasts The pirate horde will kick your ass Your doom comes from the sea Killed to dеath by piracy Some men are killеd by robots Some men are killed by cars Some men will die asleep in bed But that's not very yarr Some men are killed in outer space While walking on the moon Some men will have their entrails gouged out With a rusty spoon There's just one death that matters to me You must be killed by piracy Explosions in the night Your fucking ship is burning bright Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy Gunfire and cannon blasts The pirate horde will kick your ass Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy Explosions in the night Your fucking ship is burning bright Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy Explosions in the night Your fucking ship is burning bright Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy Gunfire and cannon blasts The pirate horde will kick your ass Your doom comes from the sea Killed to death by piracy
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026
Frozen Piss Part Two Ten years I was lost at sea Trapped under ice for eternity 'Til a meteor crashed with a sonic boom (Sail on to escape your doom) Now it's time to take revenge On the cunts who led me to my end It's time to fight, I'm getting pissed (I'm the Mighty Thunderfist) From the skies up above to the seas below When you hear my name only fear you'll know The sword in my hand with the kiss of death On this day I will fight to my final breath From thе skies up above to the sеas below When the lightning strikes and the storm winds blow The legend lives on in eternal fame And the fist of the thunder shall be my name My fate was sealed The day that I was born The sky burned green Upon a corpse an oath was sworn A pint raised high To the raging storm-wrought skies This frozen piss I wield it in my mighty thunder fist (Die) I'm gonna kill you all A blade to the guts and a punch in the balls The hate in my veins runs deep and pure (Your death is the only cure) In a stinking town near the Isle of Wight I buried my treasure in the dead of night I hid the map in a sea-lashed cave (Its secret I'll take to the grave) From the skies up above to the seas below When you hear my name only fear you'll know The sword in my hand with the kiss of death On this day I will fight to my final breath From the skies up above to the seas below When the lightning strikes and the storm winds blow The legend lives on in eternal fame And the fist of the thunder forever be my name Ā ikazuchi yo waga ude ni yadosu hikari Ikari ni furue hana wo tsumu Ā bōnmasu no gyofutachi wa kaku katariki Towa no tōdo ni nageku kano mono Hanate yo ima inazuma From the skies up above to the seas below When you hear my name only fear you'll know The sword in my hand with the kiss of death On this day I will fight to my final breath From the skies up above to the seas below When the lightning strikes and the storm winds blow The legend lives on in eternal fame And the fist of the thunder shall be my name The fist of the thunder shall be my name The fist of the thunder forever be my name Thunderfist
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jul 08, 2026